I have accomplished so much the past two days. Normally when I am sick from work, I am unable to complete anything else. Except this time it is my wisdom teeth, which has passed on an infection to my body. therefore I cannot talk, and talking is what I do at work. But I can still drive around albeit a little drowsy.
Things I have done in the past two days:
- Booked an appointment with my AWESOME $$ swindling accoutant. Everyone should go see him.
- Had an Xray on my teeth.
- Had an infection on my teeth cleared out.
- Realised I need to save $2k for my teeth to come out.
- Got cash from handing in my medicare slips.
- Handed in my pee for the STD check which I will blame totally on the faggot maggot brain of ex should it come up with anything un-normal. (I highly doubt it, but the said fucker was cheating on me, so who knows where the German whoring-toe-rags he slept with have been.)
- Got up to the smiling chapter of my body language book.
- Did the dishes.
- Ate dinner cooked by my Gal.
- Got into organising a spit lamb roast, 40 gallon drums and all else required for my 21st BBQ/Bonfire.
- Drove to Rockingham as a suprise to see off my Sailor as he went to sea, and to lie in his arms one more time.
- Decided against giving up my Dancer Boi.. (We can be friends right? Just no more poetry off a whim at 1am describing different ‘Chakra’s’ of my body, smoking in bed watching it be sucked out the window, basking in the glow and thinking of proverbs to describe the moment, causing chaos in public by trying to make everyone smile and guess the hidden lives of each person we watch.. ahhh yes, we can still be friends. I would miss him so)
- Learnt vocally what a ‘Barracuda’ is.. Don’t ask..
- Spent $250 on groceries to last a while.
- Convinced Telstra not to disconnect me.
- Had crazy dreams.
- Did my Sailors washing and dishes and thus stole a bottle of Rum as payment.
- Wore the same undies twice in a row. (I forgot to pack an extra pair)
- Visited and had lunch with a very special close friend.
- Got given two new Pendulum CD’s I didn’t have yet by said friend. *Thankyou – MWA*
- Just told a door2door Optus Salesman as I was writing this that I worked for a competitor company.
- Told Above salesman to get fucked before I get my pitbull on him when he continued to talk about changing my phone.
- Laughing at the indian prick as he powerwalked down the street.
- Thinking my house might now get bombed and to increase my contents insurance.
PS: I saw my Sailor in his uniform this morning..
I think I’ve been orgasming every time I think about it since.
